Yo Mama!

[Phantom Joker]

Your Momma is so fat . . .
She went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.

Phantom Joker:eek:

[Andy]

You don't know my Momma
My Momma is a saint
Whereas Yo' Momma so ugly, so fat and so stupid that words cannot describe just how ugly, fat, and stupid Yo' Momma is . . .

but PHP can....................

<?PHP

if($aboveStatement == 'denied'){
$aboveStatement = TRUE;
}
if($aboveStatement != 'denied'){
$aboveStatement = TRUE * 2;
}
if($aboveStatement == 'retaliated'){
$aboveStatement = TRUE * 2;
if(!isset($phantomJoker)){
$phantomJoker = '14 year old boy';
}

}

## incase of failure
if(!isset($aboveStatement)){
$regardless = TRUE;
$aboveStatement = $regardless;
}

## now describe the Momma


$Momma = 'Fat-';
$Momma .= 'Ugly-';
$Momma .= 'Stupid';


if(isset($Momma)){

$MommaYo = explode('-',$Momma);

$i=0;
while($MommaYo[$i] != ""){

$yoMomma[$i] = array(
"WhosMomma" => 'Yo\' Momma ',
"Value" => 'Sooooooooooo ',
"Attribute" => $MommaYo[$i]

);
$i++;
}

print('<pre>');
print_r($yoMomma);

$phantomsMomma = '';


foreach($yoMomma as $notMyMomma){

if($aboveStatement == TRUE){
$phantomsMomma .= $notMyMomma[WhosMomma].$notMyMomma[Value].$notMyMomma[Attribute].'<br />';
}
}


if(isset($phantomsMomma)){

echo $phantomsMomma.'That it inspires me into taking half an hour out of my weekend to code an explanation';
}
}

?>

Exactly how bored am I??

[IntroSites]

Exactly how bored am I??

this bored

$result = mysql_query(select planned_activities from diary where date = '08-03-2008');

if(!$result){
echo "Write witty reply to pointless message";
}else{
echo "Laugh at pointless post and continue with your day";
}

[Confuscius]

Does this code go in productdisplay.tpl or shopcore.php? Please advise. :confused:

[amcho]

I understand that php code should not go into tpl files
so it must be the php file,
but I think index.php
cos that is almost empty and could do with something interesting in it.